The Classic Uncle Joe

SOCKS! You have to wear them! It’s the LAW! BUT! What are the best socks to wear? These socks of course, you fiends! Be the first of all your friends to get the most important pair of socks ever created and your life will improve greatly. You’ll have more confidence to bully your way in the world and get everything you think you deserve. Make yourself happy by doing what I tell you to and get these today!

$13.33

Such a small price to pay for Our Glorious Future!

.: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
.: Ribbed tube
.: Cushioned bottoms
.: Printed with flat sublimation method.

Meet The Artist

Born from an egregore in 1971, Pol Pyaa learned how to scribble by eating crayons. Over the years, he went from eating crayons to pencils and pens. In this age of information, he has been busy pushing a mouse for the great glory of the Party. While he is catatonic and uneducated, he has produced work worthy of showing to the masses. However, I would like to warn you that staring at his work could drive you mad. You have been warned.

Pierre Paquette

The Classic Uncle Joe

SOCKS! You have to wear them! It’s the LAW! BUT! What are the best socks to wear? These socks of course, you fiends! Be the first of all your friends to get the most important pair of socks ever created and your life will improve greatly. You’ll have more confidence to bully your way in the world and get everything you think you deserve. Make yourself happy by doing what I tell you to and get these today!

$13.33

Such a small price to pay for Our Glorious Future!

.: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
.: Ribbed tube
.: Cushioned bottoms
.: Printed with flat sublimation method.